McDonald's customers.

  • Customer: I'd like the big mac meal.
  • Me: Would you like that medium or large?
  • Customer: Yes.
  • ..
  • Customer: I'd like a happy meal.
  • Me: Which one?
  • Customer: Yes.
  • ..
  • Customer: I'd like the oatmeal salad.
  • Me: What?
  • ..
  • Customer: What does the meal come with?
  • Me: ...
  • ..
  • Me: Does that complete your order?
  • Customer: No.
  • Me: What else could I get for you?
  • Customer: Nothing.
  • ..
  • Me: Is that for here or to go?
  • Customer: Yes.
  • ..
  • Me: Would you like to make that the meal?
  • Customer: Yes.
  • Me: Okay. What would you like to drink.
  • Customer: I don't want a drink.
  • Me: You have to have a drink with the meal.
  • -fight continues-